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NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Size:M poultry enthusiastsAbout This Design A classical greek bust marble, bearded, distressed white halftone, the kind of thing that belongs in a museum stares back at you with a single eye centered in its forehead. It's a cyclops. It's a greek statue. And underneath it, in the most cursed possible use of greek mythology, the words: 'nut in my eye and call me cyclops.' Homer did not write this chapter. Why You'll Love This Shirt The double take is immediate classical